I officially have World Cup fever. I yelled when that referee fucked up the call against the U.S. and I've been laughing at England's epic fail all day.
Apparently I know more about soccer than I thought and now I'm into this World Cup thing. It's possible you put me in front of any sport ever and tell me to watch it and I'll end up a fan. I'm just that easy.
I'm pretty sure I just saw an advertisement for a vacuum that cures erectile dysfunction on my television. Either that or I am tripping balls without even knowing it.
Holy shit the Patriots were pissed today. Poor Tennessee. I don't know what happened. Someone must keep dumping large amounts of suck into their pre-game Wheaties or something.